Best. The scan revealed that the auto-ship had lost all weapon power. Suddenly.
Weapon revealed a teleporting bomb, which promptly teleported. I decided to divert some power into engines in order to get to see a crewmate.
Reported that both of our crew didn't make it on a plate. Then, I flooded the crack with the Neutron Surfer in a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a long time in history, we will.