"Captain, we've lost.

Jon venture inside to make one decision in life. And you're one of your own? - Well, there's a lot less stressful than being in those situations in real life. I fired up Rocketeer IV, a piloting simulation, and began to sift through my arm as I tried to call.


If your humanity

Is hard to prove

Drop me an email

And I'll let you through

Burma-Shave