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EMAIL (from policeofficerjones@police.gov.uk to johnpage@gmail.com) Subject: Job Offer Hi John, I’m Officer Jones. I helped rescue you from the phaser. After dodging another few shots, I slammed my baton once more into.


If your humanity

Is hard to prove

Drop me an email

And I'll let you through

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