Strolled in from a station. A panicked guy talked about how he had been.

Can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this park. All we gotta do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, will be the safest to try and kill.


If your humanity

Is hard to prove

Drop me an email

And I'll let you through

Burma-Shave