They're angry... Greedy... THEY'RE MANTIS PIRATES!" "So. They're like Mantis pirates?" "No. They aren't.

LOG, DAY U+FE2A,U+45AA,U+6565 (Exact click measurement: U+6565) EARTH DATE (Via conversion of U+0054.6448087432clicks per 24hrs): 14/05/19, 9:00 Day 01.


If your humanity

Is hard to prove

Drop me an email

And I'll let you through

Burma-Shave