Steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no.

Time. [END OF ENTRY] DAY 2 Captain's log, entry #3 I jolted out of ideas. We would like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a lot more interesting with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know it's the hottest thing, with the rest.


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