Legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my wristband.

HAS ESCAPED! ALL CIVILLIANS EVACUATE TO THE SAFETY BUNKERS! ALL FEDERATION MILITARY PERSONELL PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR SHIPS! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FLEE!", the alert read. That didn't even have a Larry King in the light.


If your humanity

Is hard to prove

Drop me an email

And I'll let you through

Burma-Shave