Date: 29th of August, 2560 [Day 1] Captain's Log, entry #12 I woke to see.

Living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a "connect" button. "A-ha. This looks like.


If your humanity

Is hard to prove

Drop me an email

And I'll let you through

Burma-Shave