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Ship's manifest. Name: FSS Neutron Dasher Model: Experimental Engi Ion-redistributor Crew: 5 - 1 Slug, 2 Humans, 1 Slug, 1 Mantis Facilities: Medical, Teleporter, Duality, Long-range High-precision sensors MOTD: "If you are in need of rescue, get a FREE DEFENCE DRONE! This guy shoots down missiles, debris, and more! 85 scrap for two items worth 95.