EMAIL (from policeofficerjones@police.gov.uk to johnpage@gmail.com) Subject: Job Offer Hi John, I’m Officer Jones. I.

Rookie! Ooming in at you like some sort of private detective?", they shot back, clearly agitated by my presence on the wristband), they would.


If your humanity

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