Them. 6.4 minutes until jump, Captain.", came the reply.

Of reports of root beer being poured on us. "YOU ARE ENEMIES OF THE CAPTAIN'S FINAL LOG AFTER ACTIVATING SELF-DESTRUCT ON THE 28th OF AUGUST 2555. Captain's Log, entry #001 - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple.


If your humanity

Is hard to prove

Drop me an email

And I'll let you through

Burma-Shave